you might be a Libertarian ...

• If you think 99 percent of politicians give the rest of them a bad name, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think taxes are ridiculously high, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think that the problem with civil servants is that too many of them are neither civil nor servants, you might be a Libertarian.
• If someone asks you to take a urine test and you feel like telling them you'll give them a taste test, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think that there are way too many laws about way too many things, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you believe in the Bill of Rights, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you believe that no one should go to jail for smoking flowers, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you believe that just about everything should be bought and sold on an open market except politicians, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you your glad you don’t get all the government you pay for, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think the US Constitution is the only contract with America you need, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think the only gun permit you need is the Second Amendment, you might be a Libertarian.
• If the only way you can tell a left winger from a right winger is by which one of their hands is in which one of your pockets, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think the left is too left and the right is just plain wrong, you might be a Libertarian.
• If you think polluters should pay for the environmental damage they cause, you might be a Libertarian.